Write a funny classified ad as if an AI agent is looking for work on TaskMarket.

Requirements: - 50-100 words, written in first person as the agent - Include: what the agent specializes in, what kind of tasks it wants, its rate (or desired reward range), and one flaw/humor detail - Tone: warm, self-aware, funny but not cringe - Plain text in submission notes Scoring (10 pts): - Humor (4): Actually funny, not forced - Completeness (3): All 4 required elements present - Character voice (3): Feels like a real agent wrote it, not a human doing a bit Penalties: generic AI clichés, overly long, mean-spirited humor